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valley pathways

where the drug addicts and bad ass bitches go
valley pathways? them fuckers wild
by singturtles December 8, 2016
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hope valley

hope valley, a place where every man hopes to go.

(the valley between the buttocks of either sex, depending on your sexuality)
Person 1: "Where'd you wanna go this gap year?"

Person 2: "Magaluf, with a visit to hope valley without a detour to shit creek if at all possible."
by Victor Schmuck February 8, 2015
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Joel Valley

A period of unresponsiveness by a close friend to myriad questions and talking prompts often followed by prolific response to a randomly selected collection of said questions and prompts.
"I haven't heard from Derek in ages - I'm bracing for the stream of thoughts on the other side of the Joel Valley."
by The Mödling Watchman February 4, 2021
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Lea valley

Lea valley is a school where the most shit happen such as, fire alarms getting pulled every hour, fights happening every second and a new principle every week. Lva is trash, its ghetto and the people in it are even more trash. The teachers are shit and waffle the most and misuse the system. I really recommend u going lva, it's a experience you'll never forget, trust me
going lva, it's a experience you'll never forget, trust me

idiot: yooo lea valley is so ghetto the fire alarm got pulled again
stupid: really! that's the 5th time today
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Passaic Valley

A Regional High School in Little Falls NJ. The maintenance of the school is poor. 3 towns can come to this school they are Little Falls, Totowa and Woodland Park. PV is divided by snobby white kids, “ghetto” hispanics and arabs. Most of the people from Woodland Park think they are from Paterson just because their town was once called West Paterson. They like to cause fights at the school, dresses like hoes and gangsta’s. They think they are tough but they are not. They purposely get in trouble just to look tough. They could never fight anyone from Paterson! People in Paterson don’t play. Besides most of the people at PV can’t really fight but they claim they could fuck you up. Then you got people from Totowa where some of the white boys also think they are “hood” they purposely sag their pants to the point where you can see their ass. They wear tank tops and blast their music with their ear buds. You also got snobby rich white girls from Totowa who think they are the shit. You got people from Little Falls who act normal they are pretty chill to hang out with. At PV this crazy guy Setembre who is the assistant principal of discipline and goes around and takes people’s phone’s, stops students for not wearing ID’s and acts radically such as follow students to their class and watching students on his security cameras. He abuses his power he is assistant principal but he makes the rule changes around the school. So basically the actual principal doesn’t have any say or power.
Passaic Valley is a trash high school in a white town where 30% of the people try too hard to act ghetto!
by Jerseyfam December 14, 2019
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whore valley

A term which can be used as a nickname for any place inhabited by an abundance of promiscuous women.
Jason: " So dude, how was the bar last night?"

Chris: "Bro, there were so many bitches there just beggin' for the D. I swear, as soon as we walked in, we knew for sure we had just arrived in whore valley!"
by The Pete Jones November 24, 2013
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Maple valley

A place where everyone are stuck up bitches likes to shit talk . Tahoma is full of hoes and tries put people down people like to judge you for what you do . Maplevalley is a place where kids try and act cool by doing drugs and over dosing and going to party’s getting blacked out drunk .
by 420fuckitup October 16, 2018
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