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the netflix rule

If you want to watch any specific movie at a given moment, whatever it is, it will not be available on Netflix.
I wanted to watch insert movie you want to watch right now so I checked it up on Netflix...it wasn’t there so I rented it on Amazon instead. (sigh) the netflix rule strikes again.
by Netdixs January 21, 2018
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Netflix Bait

A theatrical film release that, while expected to be entertaining, is not sufficiently interesting enough to entice you to travel to a movie theater. So instead, you wait for the movie to be released on your preferred streaming service (not necessarily Netflix).

In other words, a good movie that's not quite worth the high price of admission (and travel) to a theater. So just stream it instead.
Movie Watcher 1: The new Fast and Furious sequel looks amazing. But I feel like the franchise isn't offering anything new.

Movie Watcher 2: Agreed. Sounds like Netflix Bait. I can wait a few months to watch it.
by stanj85 August 19, 2018
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Netflix Nap

Drifting in and out of consciousness while watching random series or movies on Netflix.
We don't have class today so I will be taking a Netflix Nap for the rest of the day.

I took such a hard Netflix Nap my shows started to mix in with my dreams and before I knew it the Doctor was saving the cheerleader and the world again, after we were falling off a cliff tapdancing.
by Zwei 5 April 16, 2014
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netflix reader

When you think youve found a good movie on Netflix, with an English title, but it turns out to bd a foreign film with English closed caption!! F-ck!
I thought i found a good movie we havent seen, but it ended up being a Netflix reader...
by Brokedowning/PG May 23, 2018
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netflix and jerk

When you try to Netflix and chill but she jerks away from the D
Cara is such a slut. I had to Netflix and jerk with her.
by Inc3st_g0at August 2, 2016
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drunk netflixing

similar to drunk dialing or drunk texting, it's when you are drunk and add items to your netflix queue. you don't realize you added the items until you receive a dvd in the mail that you have no memory of requesting.
you go to the mailbox and open your red envelope ready to watch the next episode of "it's always sunny in philadelphia", only to find that you have "marley and me" instead. and you're like WTF! how did this shit get in my queue?! i must have been drunk netflixing last week.
by shae shae 614 August 6, 2011
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