Pooper-Scooter

The term assigned to your cat when it has a dingleberry, a dry, itchy, or dirty ass, or has worms, and drags its butt across your floor.
"FELIX! YOU LEFT A STREAK OF SHIT ON THE FLOOR! YOU POOPER-SCOOTER!"
by Stochastische Drift November 11, 2022
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Buffet party pooper

Someone who attends a birthday party at a buffet restaurant but only consumes a small salad or soup, then refuse to pay the full buffet price when the bill comes. Or only pays a small amount that he/she feels covers the cost of the food that was eaten.
Friend: Wait a minute, you still ate something, so you still need to pay the full buffet price of $25.99 per person.
Freebooter: No, i only ate a salad, which doesn't cost the $25.99 price
Friend: What???......That's not the point of this situation......so basically you're a buffet party pooper!!
by Yuppy September 25, 2017
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Pooper Scooper Nails

When someone with really long finger nails wipes their ass and the shit gets under the nails
by SUMFURRYTHING November 12, 2021
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When you dunk your balls into a toilet filled with shit and puke that has sat there for hours and then let a girl lick it off your balls. PSLMO for short. It can be performed where any toilet is convenient, yes even at a bar toilet or even a minimart toilet
Jimmy performed The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off on a girl named Grace. Sean did the PSLMO on Jimmy so naughtily that the world couldn't understand anything
by Faid March 05, 2014
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mad pooper

An anonymous individual who commonly poops above the water line, leaving more poop than is flushed.
I went to use the restroom and the back of the toilet was covered in splatter. The Mad Pooper had struck again!
by goose007 December 27, 2016
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Exotic pooper

Someone who likes to poop on random things with bad expectations.
Why’d you poop on the dog you exotic pooper
by Exotic shitter January 07, 2025
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