James

That one guy who probably has the smallest dick of anyone you know.

Ew no he’s a James

by bitter_peppers November 4, 2019

James

James is a faggot

He is so fucking stupid and retarded that that he'll stick his fingers up his own ass for pleasure.

He is so queer that he mouth fucks his shoes..

And everyone agrees with this statment.

James is a faggot

by Is James a faggot June 23, 2020

James

He really loves this one specific girl but he lost her because of fortnite, he is color blind and will always be a virgin. Lmao zidong this boy colorblind.

B:hi james
j:hi
B:i lost my girl friend
J:yeah me too

by JanesL0Ver August 15, 2018

James

A pussy ass boy

Oh hes crying hes a james

by Mrquavojames September 24, 2018

James

The most wonderful person you can ever meet. He is cute, smart, funny, and nice. He can cheer you up when you are down, and will always put you in a good mood. He is the most perfect person ever.

James is the most wonderful person

by NoPersonYouKNow January 4, 2012

James

A half greek italian kid who always takes a very long time in the toilet up til 30 minutes because he wanks to this girl in class and has no friends and wants attention to himself.

Nobody want to shake his hand because he has cum on his hands and doesnt wipe his hand after shitting on the toilet.
and nobody likes him

James a very bad kid doesnt have friends

by mu, October 22, 2018

James

James. *sigh* The third official gender. Male, Female, and.... James. It’s disgusting. Honestly i feel bad for all the James out there.

Every day, messing up, and coming home just thinking to themselves: “why am I such a James?”

Ex #1:

James: *breathes*

Person: God, why do you have to be such a JAMES?

Ex #2:

Person: James used to text me at night and I would get scared...

James: why didn’t you tell me to stop then?

Person: That’s because I didn’t want to hurt your feelings... That was before I realized you were such a JAMES.

by Godlyanus May 26, 2018