Magic Hippo

Hippos that can create thunderstorms with their butts. They can use their face to shatter glass and fart out rainbows.

Have you ever tried a magic hippo? They taste good. And theyre yummy pets.

Oh yeah dude. They're the bomb.com oh yeah.

Vegetarian hippy: WHY MUST YOU EAT HIPPOS! THEYRE GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENTTTTTTT

by Magic-hulahoop November 13, 2018

Happy hippo

One of the best Kinder products out there. Absolutely delectable.

Stoner: They're called happy hippos because they make hippies happy.

by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020

Headshot Hippo

This term applies to girls that post only headshots or have primarily photos of them above the shoulders. This is because they are overweight and are trying to hide it from potential matches.

I met up with Becky from Hinge last week, turns out she was a real Headshot Hippo

by Babiyodah September 18, 2023

Hippo

An animal with no soul

Did you know that Hippos kill more than 500 people a year.

by Gedghf September 26, 2021

pull the hippo out of the mud

when at a restaurant with a group of friends, you have to pay the entire bill for everyone that's part of your party

it`s hard work to pull the hippo out of the mud, when no one wants to pay their share

by Sexydimma January 20, 2015

Stink Eyed Hippo

The act of hiding one's shitted underwear or pants under a bed.

Natalia: Oh man it stinks in here!

Katelyn: Yeah my roommate pulled another Stink Eyed Hippo without warning.
Natalia: Makes sense, she's a little mouse bitch.

by dan_gleewang January 13, 2021

Hungry Hippo

A sex act ,involving the man laying on top of the woman in the 69 position with his balls in the womans mouth . She then proceeds to jam her thumb in the mans asshole rapidly causing him to lunge forward ; mouth open towards her pussy like a Hungry Hippo.

That woman wore my asshole out playing Hungry Hippo last night!!!!

by Slobby Robbie November 14, 2015