Dookie Grape

While bending your woman over doggy style, lifting up your penis and rubbing your nuts up her ass crack.

Did ya get some last night?" "yeah, I got some dookie grape in too

by MobertJones November 3, 2010

grape peeler

A grape peeler is a woman who likes to nibble the scrotum gently until she gets some dead skin.

Paul: I had my dick grape peeled 30 times then she just went home, does that count??
Mike: NO! haha, She just used you.... the dirty grape peeler

by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013

Grape Head

An immature "elementary school"insult given to you by a perverse and unsupervised 7 year old at taco bell

7 year old: "you're a grape head!"
You: "what does that even mean?"

by Jolly526 May 15, 2016

The Grapes Of Wrath

Cranky Grapes. Most Notably Used In Tennessee.

"We Are The Grapes Of Wrath, We'll Never Take A Bath!"

by KAMEORNEV September 19, 2022

grape squish

1) Pushing a grape in between a girls vaginal lips and popping it into a guys mouth

2) The act of fucking a girl so hard you virtually "smash her clitoris."

"Dude I totally Grape Squished that girl last night"
"Dude nice!"

"Yeah we fucked so hard I got Grape squished."

by The Grape Squisher November 2, 2013

Double Grape

1) Verb: When one enjoys both grapes and wine in the same meal, thereby doubling his grape intake.

2) Verb: When a man inserts both his testicles in a woman's vagina, much to her delight.

I certainly did double grape during last night's meal, I am feeling quite full of antioxidants.

I certainly did double grape that woman last night. I am quite certain she is still thinking about my testicles inside her vagina.

by Wouldyoulikesomegrapesandwine? December 6, 2011

grapes and avocados

when you go grocery shopping with your crush and all you can do is look at each other

(looking at you) "we need grapes and avocados"
(looking back at me) "mhm"
(looking at you) "yeah, like, totally"
(looking back at me) "oh yeah, ahh, we'll get there eventually"
(looking at you) "woah, ha? Mmmh. Cool"
(looking back at me) "grapy grappolinos, huh, and avanti avo-voca-cado-do re mi fa so la ti doooo!"
(looking at you) "ahaha, yuppy. Like fruits. Thats sexy"
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by Krkič April 26, 2019