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picking shit with the chickens

Reduced to meager circumstances. Scratching out a subsistence living. Attempting to make do with minimum resources. Dumpster diving.
"Keep showing up late for work and you'll get fired and be picking shit with the chickens."
by barber of seville December 15, 2012
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another one bites the chickenitos

When someone commits suicide, usually used with air fryer related suicides.
Man 1: Hey did you hear about John? He was found dead in his bathtub holding a chickenitos.
Man 2: Another one bites the chickenitos
by Bonacim December 20, 2020
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Taking the chickens to Cambridge

Euphemism for a middle aged man persuading numerous 'hens' into his car to show them a good time away from his wife.
We're going on holiday with the family but first I'm taking the chickens to Cambridge
by JeffyWys February 13, 2019
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hop the fence and squeeze the chickens

you hop a fence and squeeze the chickens, then when you get in trouble there is a good and confusing story to tell. you will probably be put in a mental institute.
dude i wanna hop the fence and SQUEEZE THE CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by senor fluffy ears the elephant December 4, 2018
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feeding the chickens

A greeting, usually signified by one person wiggling their fingers in an upward like manner while the other person places their hand ontop of sed person's hand and reflects that action. Once you have "fed the chickens" both persons must then call each other bitches and return to what they were previously doing.
feeding the chickens
guy 1: *wiggles fingers
guy 2: *wiggles fingers
guy1 and guy2: bitch
*walk away*
by CrazyEight October 28, 2009
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feed the chickens

"Feed the Chickens" is the another way to let someone know that you wanna "high five". The motion of slapping your hand to your friends hand.
"Big May feed the chickens"
by Matt A. July 27, 2006
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Feed the chickens

Implies or refers to the sexual act of a handjob.Due to the motion you would make as if you were spreading chicken feed.
We put an ad in the paper for any able bodied young ladie who can help out on the ranch,she must be able to lift 200 lbs and be willing to feed the chickens and milk the bull.
by jublisstar October 20, 2016
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