Backdoor Garret

Rubbing anal lube on one's face to stimulate beard follicle growth.

I can't believe we convinced him to give himself a Backdoor Garrett.

by Tree Slut September 7, 2021

Backdoor Paintbrush

When you take a shit, it hits the toilet bowl and falls forward painting the back of your nutsack.

Lil Aiden was taking a shit in his old baby toilet hot Cheeto edition because his moms was streaming her only fans in the bathroom, when because of the no water in the toilet he took a grumper that hit the bottom of the toilet bowl and fell forward painting the back of his nutsack. Therefore a backdoor paintbrush

by Brohan795 March 2, 2022

2015 Backdoor Treatment

In 2015 a big strong Russian man gave the punisher to a helpless Indian child. Supposedly the Russian chose the poor child’s backdoor

“Is that Micheal M giving that Indian child the 2015 backdoor treatment”

by Ethanspunished August 31, 2021

backdoor buzzin

Inserting a high strength nicotine pouch (none of that pussy American shit) into one's butthole.

The upper decky lip pillows just weren't cutting it anymore, I had to resort to some backdoor buzzin.

by DafnosESC January 11, 2025

Backdoor Mexican restaurant

The act anal felatio that you intend to stop but continue to be pressured into.

I thought we were having a good time but i ended up at the backdoor Mexican restaurant.

by Hockey nighter August 17, 2025

Wii Backdoor Swing

The act of taking a Nintendo Wii-mote and shoving it up your friends asshole, then lifting them up and using them as a WIi-mote.

"Dude, this games way too hard. Let me do the Wii Backdoor Swing to make this game a little harder."

by SkibidiSigma87 February 20, 2025

backdoor lunchbox

Oral ministrations of a lady on hands and knees, rear in the air, proffered like an open, old-school work lunchbox, usually with the main course in the lower section, and something special up top.

She offered me her backdoor lunchbox and, unable to decide between top or bottom, i ate both.

by Nostrovio May 20, 2023