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Carteligence agent

A person who gathers intelligence for criminal cartels
My ex is a carteligence agent who trapped me in a Psy op honey pot.
by Pablo Handuzco May 16, 2025
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secret agent

A secret agent is a person who has 2 WhatsApp account on his smartphone, one on the WhatsApp app whilst another one is on web.whatsapp.com. This is required to allow him to execute his task as a secret agent.
Ever since I got my second WhatsApp account, I feel like a secret agent—juggling chats on my phone and web while keeping my plans under wraps!
by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025
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The Dream Agents: The Nightmare; The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Dream Agents: The Nightmare; The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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Agented

A wanky IT consultant word meaning that a server has an agent installed upon it.
We can't get any performance metrics of that server. Is it agented?

Or

The boss says "I am off on leave, if you could get the whole IT estate agented before my return, you can keep your job".
by Rolf_G August 26, 2008
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Matrix Agent

Similar to a Non-Player-Character, a Matrix Agent is a person or persons who seem or act as though 'programmed' to respond or behave in scripted ways. Unlike an NPC, the Matrix Agent connotation implies some cognizant understanding of their simulated world, while nonetheless believing in that world and following their programming within it.
All of the people in that neighborhood seem like Matrix Agents.
by coopergraham November 6, 2023
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Directory user agent

DUA is instead of DIA

DIRECTORY.USER.AGENT.

We teach you how to use psychedelics safely!

instead of arresting the people microdosing and eating a mushroom pizza, we actually arrest the people abusing animals, women and kids, drunk driving, and hurting the planet.

Sorry DIA< DUA is takin’ the LOVE and future for the planet over!
Hello (goodbye?) DIA- This is the DIRECTORY USER AGENT (DUA) coming through!

How is our new product? ContinuAlly keep being a great beautiful citizen of your universe- and it is always provided for free!

Keep giving us feedback about what string of the product works best for your daily family’s needs- tax money is going to help the universe be at peace!

All DIA (gents) happily converted to DUA

The world is at PEACE 🌎
by hurleyrocks March 8, 2021
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Agent Online

The typical parasite online, there going to show the attempt's of other's to just say it's there credit, and make thing's that contain proof that other's creation or asked to create another one that does not match the other creation's, or copy creation's but with different setting's.
What Agent Online does. Person 1 : Hey could you show me a creation you did?
Agent : post's someone else's creation with no credit of the real creator
Person 1 : Cool! Can you make one for me?

Agent : Sureeeee! Okay what should I make?
Person 1 : (A same type of creation but different display)
Agent : (Never does it)
They forever gonna give you up
by Random Online person e July 23, 2021
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