by brownskinbeauty October 17, 2019

Self-explanatory to Britishers in the 1990's, this description of unruly hair will puzzle the rest of us, so:
1. Terry Waite served as the Anglican Church's international diplomacy negotiator. In 1987, he was himself taken hostage in Lebanon and held mostly in solitary confinement until his release in 1991. He's a well-known public speaker now.
2. "Allotment" in Britain is an urban rented garden patch.
Hence, Terry Waite's allotment would be untended and weed-choked.
I haven't determined if Waite actually was an allotment holder at the time of his confinement.
1. Terry Waite served as the Anglican Church's international diplomacy negotiator. In 1987, he was himself taken hostage in Lebanon and held mostly in solitary confinement until his release in 1991. He's a well-known public speaker now.
2. "Allotment" in Britain is an urban rented garden patch.
Hence, Terry Waite's allotment would be untended and weed-choked.
I haven't determined if Waite actually was an allotment holder at the time of his confinement.
by Jesfine January 1, 2005

(Simile.) Describes a badly overgrown ladygarden or punani in need of a lot of TLC. (And possibly an industrial-sized strimmer.)
"I pulled down her knickers, and she had a twat like Terry Waite's allotment! I've seen long-haired poodles with less hair than her!"
by Niall Brady February 9, 2003

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by x January 26, 2004

Derived from the tendency of individuals coming in contact with one with this specific syndrome to declare, "Damn, he's Terry Sexual." Terry Sexual Syndrome is a genetic disorder in which a person is born with so much awesomeness they are irresistible to every gender, race, and creed and have more ass then they can handle. The simple acronym, Totally erotic, really relentless yesuality, has been created to assist in remembering the symptoms.
by AnythingYouWant April 26, 2011

Terri Schiavo Weed is marijuana that physically and mentally incapacitates you. In other words, GOOD SHIT.
by Savage Infant Whale March 30, 2005
