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Sober Saturday

A challenge for most high schoolers and college students to refrain from all substance usage for one Saturday in a month. If they loose they’re a bitch.
A day where gabby decarlo’s only choice of substance is Jesus.
Hey gabby! You know what day it is?
No
Sober Saturday! So sober up or you’re gay!
by Analus Samus October 18, 2019
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Saturday School

Where you tell your boss your taking your kids when your to drunk to wake up on Saturday
Sorry bro can’t make it in today, my baby momma just droppped the kids off ; j have to take them to Saturday school. My bad
by Uncleray2469 October 25, 2025
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sour saturdays

before having sex a male and female eat the cheese and yeast from each others penis and vigina and then throw up on it and eat it again
by daddylong licker March 11, 2025
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Sad Saturday

Sad saturday is when god decides he doesnt want ppl 2 be happy on saturday so most ppl feel bad on this day. It only effects the ppl that satan hasn't got into yet because they do not have an evil force shield around them.
Person 1: I feel sad :(
Person 2: Probably because it's sad Saturday
by Olixia_xox March 21, 2020
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Saturday scottsdale

First you wait until it's Saturday, then you lather up the inside of your mailbox with barbecue sauce. Proceed to thrust in and out until satisfied with what you have done.
Nobody respected Ted. Nobody cared for Ted. He committed Saturday scottsdale and now he has committed Saturday scottsdale. His life really hasn't changed but he did it and now he feels more the man for it.
by flexydevil May 8, 2023
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Saturday 12th April

On the Saturday 12th April you are not permitted to nap or have any energy drinks.

This is unwritten law.
No! You can’t have a Red Bull, it’s Saturday 12th April
by TheMask00_1 April 12, 2025
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Ghetto Saturday

When someone goes to the bar before work and gets too drunk, they call in sick to work and continue drinking and partying all day Saturday
My body can only take having one ghetto saturday a month.
by Lady Mae October 25, 2023
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