pig pounder

when Addison goes to the bar to hang out with the cute bartenders

Addison is planning to be a pig pounder tonight

by Crane Robets January 12, 2024

Pounder Baldridge

A EU slang for when a man puts on a Punch and Judy puppet show (with a beginning/middle/end) where the 3rd puppet is his erect penis, and he isn't allowed to cum until the end of the show.

A pounder baldridge a day keeps the doctor away.

by False Devil July 8, 2023

Quarter Pounder with Cheese

(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.

See also: Finger Licking Good

The real reason you don’t see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024