Pilot

A highly trained individual that does precise guesswork based on unreliable info given out by individuals with questionable knowledge.
How to tell if the person you're talking to is a pilot ? He'll tell you.
by Tomtheavgeek April 04, 2020
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virtual pilot

A posh term for a gamer who plays video games that at least roughly fall into the flight simulation category. These games include X-Plane, Il-2 Sturmovik, Rise of Flight, Aces High 2, DCS: A-10C Warthog, Battlefield 4 and War Thunder. Virtual pilots who mostly play war oriented games often join a clan (labeled in the scene as "squad", "jagdgeschwader" etc) and subscribe to some form of fascist or spartan ideology.
Jack: I finally managed to take off and land without crashing. I'm a virtual pilot now!
by Nimitz November 24, 2013
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shitbox fighter pilot

Manual transmission shitbox car or someone who drives one, usually a common compact vehicle like a hot hatch, generic enough to to be disposable but fast enough to get easily killed driving at high speed.
There go's another shitbox fighter pilot in a golf GTI, living on borrowed time in a world that despises thim. Live your best life little buddy.
by Sick_puppy_13 January 01, 2023
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Cop-Con, Ugly Betty's Pilot, & Magainze Profile Of Superstore
Cop-Con, Ugly Betty's Pilot, & Magainze Profile Of Superstore
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025
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Sunshine Pilot

A pilot who has not yet attained an Instrument Rating - the qualification required to fly in instrument meteorological conditions, such as through clouds or in thick fog.
"I was hoping to take the Cirrus for a spin today but it's thick as mud out there!"

"Sucks to be a sunshine pilot."
by herniasauce November 28, 2017
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Bobby Show Pilot

KId: "Bobby Show Pilot is AMAZING! I love his whole channel!"
by LordOfDank January 14, 2019
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herpes pilot

A term for a pilot who after reaching the mandatory retirement age of 60 would not retire, but instead would move into the Flight Engineer seat, which does not have a mandatory retirement age.
1) My Second Officer was a herpes pilot. Those guys just wont go away.

2) The herpes pilot I'm flying with said he can't retire because he's got 3 ex-wives to pay off.
by UnitedBusDriver January 24, 2017
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