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Jean-Phillipe Kindler

Jean-Phillipe Kindler also known as: "Joppel", "Kinkler", "Jan-Phillip", "Jophy", "JPK", "Jay-Pee", "Koppel", "Gockel", "John", "Schwindler" or "Son"

is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.

Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.

At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.

Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.
German: "Ey Jean-Phillipe Kindler, was ist denn Mikrokosmos? hab ich noch nie gehört, was macht ihr für Musik?
JPK: "sorry, english please?"
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phillip gasper

he is trash at skating with his fake inward heels
phillip gasper is a short person who trash at skating
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Phillip Carnell

This boy-man is a legend. He is not just a beautiful specimen, but also a hero to all depressed beings. He will brighten your world just by glancing at his face. He's the fastest person to make friends with. He tokes a little. but Phillip is no hipster either. He rejects hipster ideals, and stays true to himself. He is my best friend. If you ever meet Phillip Carnell, you're life will instantly transform, and metamorphosize into all you could ever hope to be.
Charlie: what'd you do this weekend?
Me: went on an epic adventure.
Charlie: With who?
Me: Phillip Carnell of course!!
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Phillip Sattler

We lost the R&R because of Phillip Sattler!
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Ian Phillips

a chunky ginger, usually about 5'1 1" . Usually a pedophile
He's one of those fat ginger boys, the ones that talk to little girls, an Ian Phillips.
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Archie Phillips

Friend 1-''Hey do you know he just pulled an Archie Phillips?''
Friend 2-''Damn he needs to stop being a mega simp''
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