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persian meal

When a man farts while getting a blowjob
As so as she put my dick in here mouth I gave here a Persian meal
by chickenfoot35 June 11, 2022
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Russo-Persian Wars

The Russo-Persian Wars Were 5 Wars Between Iran and Russia, Spanning From The Years Of 1651-1828, The Dates Being 1651–1653, 1722–1723, 1796, 1804–1813, 1826–1828, In Order. The 1st Russo-Persian War Ended In Persian Victory During The Safavid Era, With The Second, Fourth and Fifth Resulting In Russian Victory, With The Third Being Status Quo Ante Bellum.
"The Qajar Era Suffered 2 Losses In The Russo-Persian Wars."
by SomeRandomEnthusiast June 4, 2023
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Persian Smoothie

Not only is it a smoothie from persia, but it is aslo known as when two people with male genitalia go to a grave yard and dig up a 90 grandmother named Betsy. They will then each stick there left testicles in her vagina and there rights in her asshole. They will then proceed to batter her with baseball bats in the stomach, allowing fluids to come out of her privates and butthole. I personally have tried it and would definitely recommend, the 80 dollar testicuzi is nothing compared to this practice.

Persian smoothie
by Grenadinepeen July 11, 2020
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Persian Cucumber

A beautiful Middle Eastern vegan transvestite's surprise penis.
Bro, I was doing a tour in Iran with the Marines, I picked up this chick at the bar and she gave the a Persian Cucumber.
by Jray82 July 20, 2025
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