myself

a person who you have to love first and the most, before anyone else.

person: who do you love the most? person2: I love myself the most though.

by LoveOnCrack17 December 30, 2016

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Occupying myself

Pleasing oneself sexually

Occupying myself means to sexually satisfy one self, without a partner.

by Djdjdjdjdjdndndj November 19, 2016

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<.7.9.7.6.>You, ANgel JOSe RObles ArE Lucky That I SLiced Myself, Angel JOse RObles<.7.9.7.6.>

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deselect myself

verb: to quit a job
A term used in retail where teammates, associates, or employees are often selected to do extra jobs by their bosses. Here the employee refuses to said new job and walks out.

Mary was selected to be a cashier today. Mary said, " I rather deselect myself." And she walked out the store.

by Julian Day April 30, 2006

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Spartan Prayer Is: "I Will Strike You And Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

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Spartan Prayer Is: "I Will Strike You And Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

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For what? What would be the point? If I don't get the credit or the money there is no reason to continue living. So I can be the most attractive person trapped in a job he hate working with people he hates? I ALREADY AM THAT. Even WITHOUT cleaning myself up. Look at these fucking slogs! Can't get a new job because my car won't hold oil or coolant. I literally work at the only place in walking distance that will hire me. Can't afford a new car. Can't make enough money to save for a new car. Can't even afford to pay my bills on time. And then you have the YouTube VERMIN talking shit like they aren't absolute fucking parasites. The worse trash of the fucking planet. Slowly but surely my options dwindle until the only remaining option is stab a kid, hop on the overpass, and jump off a bridge.

Hym "Clean myself up? For what? What for? What would be the actual point of doing that you stupid fuck? Will it get me the money I need for the work the I did? No? So just stab the kids and kill myself right? The cops can clean my room when they come to investigate."

by Hym Iam March 15, 2024

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