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Horse Mum

A mum who loves her kids. Just it quite as much as she loves her horse
Janette is a typical Horse Mum. I heard her tell her daughter the other day

Leah go stand in front of sparky If some stones get thrown by that mower we can't have them hit him. He's my favourite horse
by Groundhogg June 28, 2017
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ralphs mum

The definition of a huge vag. Finding out that yo girl got a vag the size of the chicxulub crater!
Went down on Ralphs mum
Got lost for 62 years
by DrGer June 11, 2020
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Sticky Mum

A woman who hasn't let motherhood interfere with her love of partying hard. Often seen in parks or cafes at the weekend, wearing sunglasses, swearing profusely and letting her children run wild.
We went to the pub for a quiet Sunday roast, but it was packed full of Sticky Mums and their bloody feral kids.
by Russell Dust May 10, 2018
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Andrea(mum)

andrea-the best ever. she's a mum and a super hero. She cares for her children and would put them over anything. You may end up having fights and arguments with her but u know she will always be there for you no matter what
definition-Andrea(mum) is my mum she's the best and I love her more than anyone
by Dyl.ross8420 September 23, 2020
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mum’s best

When one will travel to the deep depths of the earth for her buns. If the buns aint mum’s best it’s not going in my mouth.

Denny refused to hunker down on a brat after seeing the kroeger brand buns on the counter.
Denny refused to hunker down on a brat after seeing the kroeger brand buns rather than mum’s best on the counter.
by Bun Police August 25, 2022
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mean mum

apparently the woman who lives somewhere in newport shropshire says that she hates her son and so does everybody else.
a mean mum is a mean mum
by omaewamoushinderu May 24, 2020
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morgans mum

A sweet little lady who loves taking nuts to the face from shredded black dudes who are hung like a horse
"Damn look at that milf over there!"
"OH! That's "Morgans mum" ! She loves penis"
"I'm finna go over and give her the BIDNESS!!!!!!"
by Dick Butkusssssssss January 22, 2014
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