dick muffin

a profoundly idiotic asshole with a small muffin penis

dude my dick muffin boss gave some old fag bag my job

by giggletits69 June 16, 2011

Snuggle Muffin

Someone who is extremely snuggable and loves to snuggle. Snuggle Muffins often enjoy snuggling up to Snuggle Heads and falling asleep. A fluffy muffin to aid snugglement.

Snuggle Muffins love Snuggle Heads.

I am desperate for snuggles, where is my Snuggle Muffin!?

by Uncle GiGi January 9, 2009

Numpty Muffin

A term used to hate on French people and walk all over them we all hate you BaldBoyHalo

You’re such a numpty muffing A6d

by Skepeen September 12, 2019

Stink muffin

A nickname for someone who is close to your heart or just someone you love that has similar features of a muffin. Warm, sweet, a blessing to have, enjoyable, makes you happy..

I can't wait to see my Stink muffin

by ThePosion May 26, 2016

dork muffin

Someone who is totally awesome, funny, melts your heart, cute, and tastes like yummers.

My sweetie Jen is such a dork muffin, but that is why I love her. *kisses her* Yummers... ;D

by HappySkies September 10, 2007

Snuggle Muffin

Someone who is extremely snuggable and loves to snuggle. Snuggle Muffins often enjoy snuggling up to Snuggle Heads and falling asleep. A fluffy muffin to aid snugglement.

Snuggle Muffins love Snuggle Heads.

I am desperate for snuggles, where is my Snuggle Muffin!?

by Uncle GiGi January 8, 2009

muffin lick

to kiss or lick the flab of flesh that overhangs a women's waist band or tube top( there muffin top)

when you lick someones muffin so that they don't want to eat it any more

I want to muffin lick that muffin top

by Dr TNT July 18, 2010