Balls to mouth

A state of great shame, reached after performing a task so poorly that you wish you could hang your head all the way into your lap.

Guy: How'd you do on that test, dude?
Dude: Oh man, I totally went balls to mouth.
Guy: Rough!

by furrysmurf February 12, 2010

in your mouth

1. To insert, place or shove something similarly shaped to or an actual penis into one's mouth. 2. To thrust, spew or release a load of semen with great pressure into someone's mouth.

Example, If you don't shut up, I am going to put this in your mouth!

by Allworld June 18, 2008

the pres. mouth

the place where flatus is produced, distibuted.

One secret service guy says to another, "did you smell the pres. mouth,it always smells like shit.

by CJ April 3, 2008

mouth virgin

A person that has never engaged in oral sex.

Some of the girls here may still be regular virgins, but none are mouth virgins.

by NoelTH July 5, 2009

mouth fun

oral sex; getting brain; fallatio

Fuck i could go for some mouth fun.

by AR5.7 June 2, 2010

Blubber Mouth

Some one who speaks in a nervous, hurrried and/or nonsensical fashion and often misprononounces, misplaces and leaves out words. Not the same as stuttering.

"Nice speech blubber mouth!'

by diaperhead May 6, 2014

Patch Mouth

-blistering and soreness of upper mouth and tounge.
-the condition one must endure after consuming too many sour patch kids.

yeah man, my patch mouth is flaring up bad

by elyk rehctub July 11, 2011