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The Gru Fuck Maneuver

A Sex Position In Which One Uses Their Noses On One’s Privates Then Smell Them! The Couple Will Win A Ticket Of 2 To Minions: The Rise Of Gru If They Can Recreate A Random PornHub Scene Of Choice
Afaan: Ani Luna Irratti Gru Fuck Maneuver Raawwadheen Tikeetii 2 Gara Rise Of Gru Cause Isheen Stepbro Irra Deebitee Uumte Mo'ate!
Tom: So You Performed The Gru Fuck Maneuver And Won 2 Tickets To Rise Of Gru Cause She Recreated Stepbro!
Affan: Eeyyee!
Tom: OK!
by TMIpixel July 2, 2022
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The James Maneuver

When a 250 lbs. man who wears baseball hats gets passed the bong in a rotation and takes 50 micro hits over the course of the 5 minutes he hogs it, gets spit all over it and charrs all the weed and then passes it to the next man in the rotation and acts like nothing happened.
Person 1: *Passes the bong to James
James: Executes the classic James Maneuver.

Person 2: That fat bastard just FUCKED the bong.
Person 3: He did The James Maneuver
by Nzirkru882828 September 2, 2022
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The James Maneuver

When a 250 lbs. man who wears baseball hats gets passed the bong in a rotation and takes 50 micro hits over the course of the 5 minutes he hogs it, gets spit all over it and charrs all the weed and then passes it to the next man in the rotation and acts like nothing happened.
Person 1: *Passes the bong to James
James: Executes the classic James Maneuver.

Person 2: That fat bastard just FUCKED the bong.
Person 3: He did The James Maneuver
by Nzirkru882828 September 2, 2022
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The Uber Maneuver

When the sexy is boring so you flip her around to engage in doggy-style to free a hand to call an Uber to pick her up immediately.
She as crazy as she looks?

No … I had pulled the Uber maneuver. We both took 3 min
by billybaru September 13, 2022
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Porter’s Folder Maneuver

An act of male and male intercourse where you stick your booger in their butt, so that it stick’s together, following that put a booger on the tip to seal it shut. A form of edging.
YOOOOOOO Eric P. I heard you did the Porter Folder Maneuver on Peggy?!?!?!?!”
“HECK YA! It stuck to my tip” defined Porter’s Folder Maneuver
by TylaDATerrific October 30, 2022
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The Baxter-O’brien Maneuver

When someone pretends that they're a physicists and through their work they determined that we perceive certain frequencies as louder or quieter when the actual loudness of the sound goes up or down.
Wow that guy is using "The Baxter-O'brien Maneuver" He's not a physicists who stumbled upon that phenomenon! That was Harvey Fletcher and Wilden Munson. This guy is just a nerd who lies. I cant believe he's really using The Baxter-O’brien Maneuver
by CreativeThinking April 22, 2022
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Hoistway Maneuver

When an person or persons have sexual orientation inside an elevator.
“Hey baby, I’ve been thinking. You know that elevator in your apartment complex? Well… I saw a homeless man performing the hoistway maneuver on my way up. We should try that sometime.”
by Kjumpo April 25, 2022
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