when you promise a certain situation or thing, which you describe as very positive, but then turns out disappointing.
Example 1: Jan to his friends: "Over there is a Uniqlo store, which has the best clothing in the world" Visiting the store it turns out, they sell only boring garbage. Friends: "Classic Jan!"
Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"
Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"
by classic jan's friends December 7, 2016
Get the classic janmug. "This lady wouldn't stop screaming at the cashier in the shop today, so I went full Jan Barun on her!"
by Wvrme August 21, 2018
Get the Jan Barunmug. The name Jan is primarily a gender-neutral name of Dutch origin that means God Is Gracious. Pronounced "Yahn" in Dutch (male), a form of JOHN. Pronounced "Jan" in English (female), a short form of Janet or Janice.
It can also be derived from the greek god "Janus" the god of doors and the past, present and future. Jan is also a person that realises that some lil' kids are posting their urban dictionary names on instagram probs trying to seem cool or deep but look like idiots, since people can tipe it themselves making the skit practically as a lift-up by them selves.
It can also be derived from the greek god "Janus" the god of doors and the past, present and future. Jan is also a person that realises that some lil' kids are posting their urban dictionary names on instagram probs trying to seem cool or deep but look like idiots, since people can tipe it themselves making the skit practically as a lift-up by them selves.
by Farmacevti grdi November 22, 2021
Get the Janmug. An acronym that stands for Jew, Ape, Nigger. It is an adjective used to describe someone who is greedy, idiotic, and cringe.
Person 1: Did you know Christen broke into your home, stole your wallet and banged your girl last night?
Person 2: He did that?! Im gonna find this JAN and beat the shit out of him.
Person 2: He did that?! Im gonna find this JAN and beat the shit out of him.
by Mr. Moomoomooo October 3, 2020
Get the JANmug. by Smirks Fitt May 31, 2018
Get the Janmug. Is a unisex name. Jans are very rare gems. They have so much to offer to everyone they come in contact with. More often than not they usually pass up great opportunities because their insecurities always get the best of them. They’re great people to keep around as they’re loyal, caring and hardworking individuals. They give the best hugs which makes up for their lame jokes and offer a great shoulder to lean on during hard times. If you ever meet a Jan don’t pass them up!
Damn Jan
by Mrgiggles772 March 17, 2020
Get the Janmug. 