dick decked

When you get hit in the eye so hard by a dick, it looks like you got punched.
Ashley has a swollen eye because she was dick decked by Ryan.
by TheFantasticLOLMaster March 29, 2015
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bbq on the deck

I conspicuous way for someone to say this: when one uses ones penis to have sexual intercourse on another's boobs.
by legit2014 September 15, 2016
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deck change

In a card game, to bring in a new deck of cards, often by calling out "Deck change!" Some players do this for good luck.
Nobody was very lucky, so everyone called for a deck change.
by ??? June 01, 2004
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top deck

To have a wank while taking a crap. Originates from the Cadbury chocolate bar of the same name which is half white choc and half brown.
"I'll be out in a minute, I'm just having a quick top deck!"
by willyjoejack October 16, 2006
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Man On Deck

A large fart that is lodged behind a turd.
I thought I had to fart but I had a Man On Deck.

I really gotta fart but I got a Man On Deck.
by Furious Jim February 21, 2012
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hump the deck

When you're compelled to say "jump the deck" but then hit the "h" key instead of the "j" key.

As Metal Shadow 666 would say.
Dude: HIT THE DECK!
Dude 2 goes to hump the deck
Dude: O_o
Dude 2: jump*
by Duuur November 02, 2006
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swabbing the deck

the act of pooping on your partners chest and rubbing it in with your butt cheeks during sexual intercourse.
i met this girl at a party once . i thought i was kinky. she requested that i donkey punch her and i was down for it but before i donkey punched her she wanted me to start swabbing the deck
by D nasty July 24, 2006
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