smooch hanger

A "Yes" man. A person who hangs around someone popular or perhaps influential status and is always kissing their ass.

Samantha is such a smooch hanger. She never stays at her desk or gets any of her work completed because she is always clinging on to Mr. Big.

Jack is making a fool of himself by blatantly sucking up to his rich neighbor. I am embarrassed for him because he is a silly smooch hanger!

by BlueberryHill November 5, 2013

jacket hanger

When you're skateboarding and you fall off your board and crush your nuts. Defined by Brandon Lamberty

"Dude, did you see that guy jacket hanger? "

by Bradstar777 December 2, 2013

gorilla hanger

A drink made with vodka and a drop of oj

I'd like a gorilla hanger

by gorilla hanger December 10, 2013

Double Hanger

A piece of fabric rides up your junk and splits your boys apart. AKA a man "cameltoe"

"Dude, you got a double hanger going on there. Ya might want to fix that..."

by DubbleTrubble July 9, 2014

titty hangers

The bumps you get when you shirts or sweaters have been hanging too long.

Man, I didn't realize this shirt had titty hangers, ugh!

by Ruralrowboy June 16, 2016

dick hanger

When you're in the club grinding on someone and you get half hard, then leave to grind on someone else.

A cliff hanger, you let the person know how big your dick is then leave before it gets too good or continue telling a story.

Oh wow man I left a bunch of dick hangers in there.

So she couldnt fit the whole thing in her mouth right...

by pseudo nympho May 30, 2016

Low hangers propelling

The act of rotating one's low-hanging ballsack like a boat propeller.

Last night I did some low hangers propelling in front of my girlfriend,she got wet and proceeded to viciously suck on my nutsack like a hyena .

by drumtriggrsRasMetlasRiseToFall August 8, 2016