Dusty Sombrero

When you do cut bar coke off someone’s sweaty balls .

I just did a dusty sombrero in the bathroom with Nick.

by Mothra March 20, 2019

Dusty Luster

A dusty luster is a name given to a vagina that hasn't been used in a long length of time.

Dave: "Yo, Kev, I had sex last night!"
Kev: "Sick mate, how was it?"
Dave: "It was good, although, she did have a bit of a dusty luster..."

Because the female had not had sex in a long time, she had quite a dusty luster

by Dusty Man September 06, 2015

Dusty plumber

When your girl takes a shit and doesn't wipe and you give her a good ol rimmer in an hour.

Brad gave Chad a dusty plumber .

by Acoolstick July 21, 2017

Dusty take

When your opinion is dusy aka a crusty opinion

Dan "I think the Earth is flat"
Kash "What a dusty take"

by Firebreakthing ant June 17, 2021

Dusty cunt

An old, barely-used, dry husk of a vagina. Pray you never encounter one.

Pat exposed her dusty cunt at the senior center and caused the maintenance crew to emerge with their Hoovers.

by spittingzombie September 03, 2018

Dusty Brian

1. An increasingly and unbearably slow speed of thought, as a result of a witty criticism so intense said victim is left speechless.

2. A "so's your face" moment.

"Sally totally had a dusty brian when Oliver told her she punched like a little girl."

by Fraddence September 11, 2010

Dusty crumpet

A dusty little fucker who has problems like a box of old ass crumpets

Your such a dusty crumpet

by Pew.pew.pew.alpaca April 24, 2016