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Hym "My account of events is correct AND COMPREHENSIVE. You are clearly the one making thing up here and it is actively killing me. Seriously just swab the fucking gums already. Get the affidavit signed. Let's get the show on the road here."
by Hym Iam October 10, 2025
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Correct

If not for this absurdist fillbuster and the veil of silence around it that allows it to persist... This WOULD take about 10 minutes.
Hym "Correct! Thank you! I have been saying that for YEARS! I said it would take 15 seconds but yeah about 10 minutes is all it would take. MY THING... Is...

👌VERY SPECIFIC👌 Because there is obviously something going on there with how people are talking to me there. AND EVERYWHERE ELSE. It gets old after about the tenth year of it doesn't it? Cus I've been DOING this dawg. For 10 years before you guys showed up. So this is just YOUR first decade of dealing with this shit."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2025
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urban correction

The act of having mixed children with a black person, so as in to make your family tree line not white anymore
G: hey M I heard your second daughter got married recently! The husband is gorgeous, she's really lucky

K: Yes M finally all your family had that urban correction
by professorIYA April 23, 2024
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correction erection

When that one friend in your group who knows far too much about everything, gets so excited in anticipation of correcting you that an erection is imminent or current.

Often proceeding the words “well technically”.
He totally got. Correction erection when he corrected you about ancient Asian history.
by anonymous April 26, 2024
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cum correct

Have a REAL rather than fake orgasm
My last boyfriend was a loser with ariny unit. I was always faking it just to get it over. Damien makes me cum correct!
by StillBill13 December 3, 2021
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Correct Crucifixion

A sexual position in which a guys pleasures four girls at once by laying on his back in a crucifixion like pose: two girls sit on his hands while he fingers them, one sits on his face and receives oral sex, and the last rides him in cowgirl.
The guy went upstairs to the bedroom with four women to perform the correct crucifixion.
by Cbat Rhythm King March 7, 2024
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