Cincinnati Test Tube

Farting in a revolving door, leaving your stink for the next person.

Oh man I was the victim of a Cincinnati Test Tube, coming into work today.

by Astroworm November 11, 2012

Cincinnati Bengals fan

Semi-pro Sports team in Cincinnati that holds onto its NFL franchise every year by the narrowest of margins. Riddled with misery, Bengal fans are to be considered the most dangerous in the world when operating machinery, walking, or even vegetating on a couch. Bengal fans are easy to spot, look for shoes on wrong feet, pants on head, or really anything so out of the ordinary that only a moron would make the mistake. If you spot a Bengal's fan, do not approach them, simply yell we-dey (you will probably be right) and run before they are able to engage you in conversation, thus robbing you of IQ points.

I went to the store but the entrance was blocked by a Cincinnati Bengals fan trying to push the revolving door clockwise while yelling, Who-dey.

by In Agony September 14, 2007

Cincinnati Christian University

A college in the ghetto of Cincinnati! Students attending this school typically love Jesus, but there is always an acception to this.

I attend Cincinnati Christian University

by asjofhaisufhaskljdfnk;sdnfaskl June 18, 2011

Cincinnati Wool Teeth

Proudly wearing the aftermath of a Cincinnati Lawn Mower around in public for all to see.

Cody: what the fuck was in Fitz's teeth today?
Dan: I think he has Cincinnati Wool teeth.

Cody: Yeah, that must be it, his sister spent the night last night.

Dan: That sick bastard loves his Cincinnati Lawn Mowers

by LuckiePee-air November 4, 2009

Cincinnati Tutor Shooter

When after intercourse someone takes a shot out of a used condom.

Dude, you won't believe it. That girl was such a Cincinnati Bengal we talked her into taking a Cincinnati Tutor Shooter.

by Matt and Steph April 8, 2008

cincinnati bird feeder

The process of peanut butter being around the anus sprinkled with bird feed while lying outdoors to see what happens.

"Oh man I so sore from that cincinnati bird feeder!"

by PinkHoney January 7, 2012

Cincinnati Three-Way

A meal consisting of spaghetti noodles, chili and cheddar cheese.

1. Boil spaghetti noodles
2. Bring chili to a simmer (meant for no-bean chili but beans are fine, as long as it's Chili Man)
3. Place noodles on plate
4. Chili on top of noodles
5. Cheddar cheese on top of chili
6. Microwave for 15 seconds (for presentation)

Man, I fucking love Cincinnati Three-Ways. And the Blackhawks.

by Sue Doe Nimn December 1, 2010