caito

a quainty cunt

oi caito

by kevinsacrackheadlemmetapdatass August 2, 2018

The Capitol Punnishment

The capitol punnishment is when you have to get rid of girl because of a pregnacy.. other girl or child support. Anywhile first you get her doggie style and go at it for a bit. Then after a while say when your gonna cum you gently put your hands on her lower head/neck, and right when you come you snapp her neck, thus getting rid of that probolem

Yo this girl is a bitch she needs capitol puinnishment

i gave my sister the capitol punnishment

by Nick Deperno October 10, 2005

Carrie Capobianco

Small Italian woman with her feet in provocative black slippers standing duck footed waiting patiently for her price charming to “sweep her off her feet” and reveal those repulsive bunions.

Hey baby, you single? I’m Carrie Capobianco and my feet are ready to mingle, are you?

by CarriesCrush August 24, 2021

Michael Capobianco

some gay shit that was born on the side of the road cause thats where most accidents happen. He also lives in a gutter because he dropped out in grade 11. He loves it up the bum and has never 'hooked in' because he can not get a woman that doesn't have a penis.

michael Capobianco/mikes is a gay fuck.

by sharalie July 22, 2010

cantohlohpe boy

AKA: garcon melon-leau
he's friends with bush baby and bean dip.lil one and cheney also make some mad fun of this kid.he's a sophmore at san marin hs and has hella jacked up teeth.the reason he got named "cantohlohpe boy" was because of this hideous orange plaid shirt he always wears.and the fact that lil one cant spell "CANTALOUPE."and he's fucking short.and he thinks lil one can surf.
i think he might have this secret crush on cheney....hmmmm....

Oh god, Cantohlohpe Boy has on that freaking ugly ass plaid shirt again.

by the lil one February 4, 2004

CaptOllie

To horrendously mess up a word

Bill captollied the word "many" yesterday and spelled it with a "g".

by George McScrooge December 24, 2008

Captovirophobia

A fear of speaking to boys from the International Baccalaureate School

Blair: “I can’t speak to that IB boy.”
Gungle: “You got Captovirophobia.”

by Goobstr_ December 19, 2023