Boof

in the US military it is used to mean "Making a decision so stupid that negatively affects others. Often occurring cluelessly, goofyily, or awkwardly without realizing they have made a stupid decision."

I can't believe that Henderson boofed us by leaving his clothes in the washer overnight and now the whole company can't used then during weekdays.

by LeoDragon October 2, 2018

Boof

The same as the popular phrase, "oof", Boof is the the danker version of oof that is used mostly by meme and parody accounts on Instagram and Twitter.

"Dude, omega boof"

by Legeogame May 30, 2018

Boof

Weed, or a chocolate egg with a toy inside it. Not joking look it up somebody named a candy boof. Wonder if we’re gonna get a candy named xanny next idk

“Bro pass the boof!”

“Which one the weed or the candy?”

“Obviously the candy dumbass I’m trying to get a good toy this time.”

by IDK It doesnt matter April 18, 2021

Boofed

When you are extremely fucked up off of any illegal substance (depending on your age)

Phil is extremely boofed off the oxy and xans. It is probably because he is gay.

by professorboof February 12, 2018

Boof

The male equivalent of a queef.

I totally boofed today, and it hurt like shit.

by Kret June 27, 2007

Boof

1. The Spotanious combustion of a dog while barking.

BOOF! Dog has exploded

by Ali Murphy March 20, 2008

Boof

Stinks, smells bad

Amandeep's house boofs.

Your breathe boofs.
You boof.
Your armpits boof.

by Boofman March 9, 2016