heart abortion

when a girl completely and utterly obliterates a boy's heart (due to her callous, unloving, and flat out mean behavior) to the point that the boy feels as if it has been removed from his body

greg: "hey whatever happened between you and brooke?"
victor: "aw dude that ended poorly- she gave me a heart abortion"

by jeffy jibson December 9, 2011

Ass Abortion

Squatting and taking a shit, aborting a turd AKA Ass Abortion.

I have to go take an shit AKA Ass Abortion

by Brown snail October 15, 2018

Homesick abortion

When a dead fetus “intentionally killed or not” goes back into the vagina after coming out of it already.

Person 1 “i had a homesick abortion, it was awful”

Person 2 “I’m sorry to hear that”

by TheFrenchDuck May 28, 2021

The Failed Abortion

You

You're such a failed abortion.

I think we all know the failed abortion in this situation is you

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

second story abortion

An abortion performed by pushing a pregnant woman down a flight of stairs.

-marco
"Did you hear Paulo's girl is pregnant?"
-pierre
"Yeah but he told me he's going to give that bitch the ole 'second story abortion'"

by Elalacran October 9, 2021

Aportion

A portion of food so big that you will end up feeling so full and needing an abortion to get rid of it.

Joe: "How much cake do you want man?"
Doug: "I want a big aportion as I'm starving and want to eat a lot"

by person3645 April 21, 2015

Ginger-selective abortion

The act of aborting a fetus or, in some jurisdictions, a child up to 18 months of age on the basis of its red hair and pasty complexion. Scientists have been developing more efficient targeted tests to promote early detection of embryonic gingers, but a lack of government funding and the success of Gingers Against Youthanization (GAY) has hampered recent research efforts.

BBC News Update: "Current census data from the Republic of Ireland shows a dramatic reduction in new ginger births, thanks in part to advances in ginger-selective abortion practices. And after the break, Labour Party members are asking tough questions, such as who will the next generation pick on at school? Then, get your swarthy forecast."

by Gingo Jingo August 25, 2011