scrotal analitis

Is a genetic condition in which the jungle bridge is reversed, resulting in the scrotum being attached to the "Brown eye" and not the penis.

Jane- Did you hear John was born with scrotal analitis?
Tom- Yeah, we're not friends anymore, what a loser.

by NitmanRadio August 14, 2017

anal era

An age where everybody had the IQ of an anus.

You got an F on that super-easy quiz? When were you born, the anal era?

by Stardust Pixie February 17, 2015

Anal sand

After taking a shit, you wipe and some of the toilet paper is left behind with the poop feeling like sand in your butt. In the shower is the only time to remove anal sand.

Guy 1: Hey man, I just took a slimy shit and I got some anal sand up there.

Guy 2: I had the same thing happen to me yesterday. Use some soapy water
Guy 1: I gotta go take a shower. It's chaffing my buns.

by BonofiedAnalGaping December 17, 2016

anal strategist

One who expertly plans the tactical assault of an anus.

He's a bit camp. I bet he's an anal strategist.

by FakePlasticPete February 5, 2008

Anal Gps

The super accurate apparatus you have inserted in your rectum, that knows the exact position you are in and starts your vowel functions as you get close to your house/favorite bathroom.

Alfie: "Yo how far are we from home?"
Mike:"Dont worry kid my Anal Gps tells me we are close, im shitting myself"

by Senterstylemx January 15, 2011

Anal Cone

To insert shaved ice and urine inside the anal cavity or booty, thus resulting in a snow cone type dessert inside the hole or booty for one to lick and/or eat.

Dude, she let me have the BEST Anal Cone last night, holy shit!

by Darnell Nugget July 9, 2015

Anal breathing

the act of opening up ones sphincter and pushing and pulling air in and out of your anus.

It is good to practice anal breathing so you dont suffer from massive hemorrhoids

by chuck/norris December 9, 2012