David Wolfe

Crazy, kumquat-snorting fruit loop who things gravity is a hoax, the earth is flat, that deer antlers can make you levitate, that mushrooms fall out of the fucking sky, loves to shock his own nipples, believes the nectar of his ballsack cures cancer, and has proven that vaccines don't give kids autism, David Wolfe gives kids autism.

David Wolfe is a fucking tool.

by mrwiggles1 February 08, 2018

lemony wolf

My dumb ass friend-PPYG

Lemony wolf got left on red by janae.

by PPYG123 May 28, 2022

lonesome wolf

When a guy won't ask out a girl

Shea have you asked her out yet? Don't be a lonesome wolf

by IMCONFUSEDHELPMEPLS April 10, 2016

pullin' wolf

masturbating an extremely hairy phallus.

"the date went so well, but the sex was awful; I ended up pullin' wolf for 40 minutes and didn't even get to cum. . . . . . ."

by Dadison January 20, 2021

T Wolfing

When you own a 1995 yamaha timberwolf and you get crazy on it in the snow!

yo johnny just got buck around that corner on the twolf! so now he is T Wolfing

by donlin259 May 19, 2010

Teen wolfing

When you stand in a surfing position on top a speeding vehicle, usually while listening to loud music.

"we should go teen wolfing, i'll drive"

by Morgazm the Powerful November 26, 2015

barehand the wolf

The act of masturbation

jarrod had to leave for a couple minutes to go barehand the wolf

by DeshFyre March 23, 2016