uncle cousin

person is really you're 2nd cousin but you call them uncle cousin because they are much older than you and because your mom or dad act like siblings

My Uncle cousin Joey is taking me to the playground.

by phillybuzz215 September 29, 2015

Uncle Patrick

A white person who hates the fact that they are white, or think that mistreatment/discrimination of (a white person because they are white)/white people is justified.

Person 1: It's impossible to be racist to white people and they should be discriminated against.

Person 2: But you're white...
Person 1: I don't care
Person: Oh you silly Uncle Patrick

by hulk_1982720 August 8, 2023

Uncle Dildo

A male family member who surreptitiously owns/operates an online Adult store.

Yo, what does yo Bro' do?. My bro sells sex toys online like shpoinks an' flugenheimers an' buzz nightgears an' all dat shit, but on the sly and he don't know we know..we call him Uncle Dildo.

by Dildo junior January 27, 2022

Uncle Piss

Piss soaked old man, likes to follow younger men into toilets and piss on them.

Oh no, Uncle Piss has claimed his next victim

by UnclePaz March 24, 2021

Uncle Lee

verb - the act of backing out of your driveway, and smashing into a family member's car parked behind you.

Don't park behind him. He'll Uncle Lee your car in the morning.

by Yakodonk July 23, 2009

Uncle Kiss

When a girl doesn't want a guy to kiss her but he does anyway.

So the other day I was with Todd and he totally uncle kissed me. I was like can you not?

by Tim & Eleanor July 8, 2015

Uncle Donald

A loser who goes unto other peoples homes. If you see this pedophile run because he can also cause an infestation of bugs because of his horrible stench. Basically this nigga is a BUM who uses people for shelter, and wants to fuck his nephews and nieceypoos.

“How did Uncle Donald get here he don’t have no car?!”

by BigdickBran June 5, 2023