french trench

a disgusting, unspeakable act where a man, in the process of having sex with a woman, shits and urinates in her vagina, simulating a french sewer, and then continues on having vaginal intercourse with her

The man squatted over his girlfriend as he attempted to preform a french trench with her.

by Jebiyashi September 25, 2010

Trench doctor

Trench doctor

Trench doctor- Nick name for a person

by anonymous December 10, 2021

Trench Coating

Spreading the receiver's anus wide open and filling it up to the brim

We are having a trench coating session later, are you in?

by yiask May 28, 2025

Salmon Trench

Colloquialism of Vagina.

"Oi, take a gheez at my salmon trench."

by bunt January 18, 2008

In the trenches

Not having enough friends to run an 8 man fantasy football league

Look at those kids they’re definitely in the trenches

by owenph6 November 21, 2023

Trench Mortar

The act of pulling out, placing your penis between the other persons butt cheeks aiming upwards, and yelling "fire in the hole!" while finishing on there back.

I didn't know if she was on birth control so I pulled a trench mortar.

by Drainage94 May 12, 2017

Trench Coat Season

Wearing a long coat with pockets, usually there is lingerie or nothing underneath. The woman wears this coat to visit paying playmates.

It's trench coat season.

by Raq56789 September 15, 2025