Hamburger Helper Handjob

The process of filling a white glove with warm meat, cheese and noodles then proceeding to insert your hand to then give someone a handjob.

Person 1: I heard Bonnie gave Kevin a Hamburger Helper Handjob last Monday.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!

Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.

by familyguyfan2008 April 21, 2023

Hamburg

hamburg; hamburger
Basically a retarded way to say hamburg.

*In Twitter, David is some random user, probably underaged*
McDonalds: Thanks for the shoutout David !
David: I want hamburg.

by Dat Keker Meyn April 14, 2021

hamburger mode

what you do when you get scammed by a smelly curry muncher and need to take your anger out

I went hamburger mode on my teacher Mary Lusk after I got scammed out of all my money.

by RobertWoods October 30, 2023

hamburger

Pretty thick at Micky D's , Just like me....... LETS GET JIGGY

Some Bitch goes on reddit after eating a hamburger at Burger King and makes a meme.

by v.afhbndp;ho.tejl January 9, 2020

Hamburg

Hamburg is the classiest way to order a burger in the hood. The technique is letting the beef cook for less than a second so edges are slightly brown and the inside has the consistency of beef tar tar.

HEY YO RELL I SEE YOU DROPPING THEM THANGS LET ME GET A HAMBURG FO REAL!!

by Toastedwheatroll April 10, 2020

Hamburger Handy

When your wife hands you a hamburger and jerks you off while you're eating

I asked my wife for a hamburger Handy which he agreed to do. She gave me a hamburger then whacked my junk

by ChefTreeGuy April 6, 2025

Hamburger with the lot

Commonlly known as a sexually transmitted disease

I fucked a girl the other night and I think I got a hamburger with the lot

by Jamesvas September 6, 2018