A fictional version of pants where instead of fabric, they’re made of hamburgers. Hamburger pants are said to be made out of stacked Big Macs that are glued together with cheese.
Elliot is sitting in front of Milo in art class, staying silent until he utters the name of the most disgraceful piece of clothing ever imagined, “Hamburger pants.” Milo stares at him in shock and fear, trembling in his seat as Elliot laughs maniacally.
by Freddy Fazchair October 8, 2023
Get the Hamburger Pantsmug. I asked my wife for a hamburger Handy which he agreed to do. She gave me a hamburger then whacked my junk
by ChefTreeGuy April 6, 2025
Get the Hamburger Handymug. Commonlly known as a sexually transmitted disease
by Jamesvas September 6, 2018
Get the Hamburger with the lotmug. Hamburg is the classiest way to order a burger in the hood. The technique is letting the beef cook for less than a second so edges are slightly brown and the inside has the consistency of beef tar tar.
by Toastedwheatroll April 10, 2020
Get the Hamburgmug. The distinct sound it makes when two obese people are having sex, Similar to the sound it makes when shaping moist hamburger patties.
" Dude did you hear that squishing sound coming from Todd's room? " Yeah man I walked in on him hamburgering that huge chick from the bar"
by Vanilla Hippo September 1, 2022
Get the Hamburgeringmug. A variation of a hand job. The fist is applied to the penis, flattening it against the body.
This action mimics the flattening of ground beef into a hamburger patty, thus the name.
This action mimics the flattening of ground beef into a hamburger patty, thus the name.
Dude 1: I heard she gives a wild knuckle hamburger.
Dude 2: Yeah bro my dick was as flat as a Steak n Shake burger!
Dude 2: Yeah bro my dick was as flat as a Steak n Shake burger!
by Herschel Goldsteinberg April 23, 2023
Get the knuckle hamburgermug. When a woman's weight is disproportionatly shifted towards the rear, possibly due to eating hamburgers with secret sauce.
by 103939393 November 11, 2015
Get the hamburger bunsmug.