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professional rapist

Someone who's job description includes or consists of rape
by Hahafunnyname February 29, 2024
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google professional

Usually a fat person that assumes they know everything about google in order to bixby the opposite sex in strip clubs
by punnytummy October 12, 2018
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Professionable

Someone who is usually really good in their profession but doesn't fit the description of their respective craft. Like an oxymoron of what they're good at
E.g A bald Barber, A fat coach etc.
Bro 1: Yeah bro, that chocolatier is a bit of a professionable, he's lactose intolerant.
by NordicNibba February 16, 2025
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Pamphlet Professional

Someone who has a brief and surface-level overview of a topic.
He's such a pamphlet professional, he has no depth of knowledge and knows only a little about this topic.
by anonymous January 18, 2024
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Professional Hand Clown

Anyone that is really good at giving hand jobs or has a love of rubbing cocks
Bob’s wife is such a professional hand clown he’s always smiling at work, what a lucky guy!
by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022
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Professional Toe-Jam Taster

A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.
I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.
by D Philosophiser March 14, 2023
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professional butthole smacker

Homosexual proctologist; peanut butter loving service dog
Bro my proctologist just put his finger in my ass!
Yea man he's a professional butthole smacker
by Ass man719 August 27, 2022
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