The distinct sound it makes when two obese people are having sex, Similar to the sound it makes when shaping moist hamburger patties.
" Dude did you hear that squishing sound coming from Todd's room? " Yeah man I walked in on him hamburgering that huge chick from the bar"
by Vanilla Hippo September 01, 2022
Hamburger- Being on the same mental wavelength, completing someone’s thoughts, on the exact same page, I get what your saying
Hotdog- for the life of me I cannot understand what you’re saying
Hotdog- for the life of me I cannot understand what you’re saying
I can’t believe you think mindy Kaling is hotter than Megan fox, crazy hotdog moment
Yea I just do not get the rules of the game, I think it’s just hotdog for me, might as well give up now
Starbies?
Hamburger, bitch! I just texted Jason for Starbucks money
Hamburger/Hotdog
Yea I just do not get the rules of the game, I think it’s just hotdog for me, might as well give up now
Starbies?
Hamburger, bitch! I just texted Jason for Starbucks money
Hamburger/Hotdog
by dansylvanialand May 24, 2023
A fictional version of pants where instead of fabric, they’re made of hamburgers. Hamburger pants are said to be made out of stacked Big Macs that are glued together with cheese.
Elliot is sitting in front of Milo in art class, staying silent until he utters the name of the most disgraceful piece of clothing ever imagined, “Hamburger pants.” Milo stares at him in shock and fear, trembling in his seat as Elliot laughs maniacally.
by Freddy Fazchair October 08, 2023
Hamburg is the classiest way to order a burger in the hood. The technique is letting the beef cook for less than a second so edges are slightly brown and the inside has the consistency of beef tar tar.
by Toastedwheatroll April 10, 2020
I asked my wife for a hamburger Handy which he agreed to do. She gave me a hamburger then whacked my junk
by ChefTreeGuy April 06, 2025
Commonlly known as a sexually transmitted disease
by Jamesvas September 06, 2018
A variation of a hand job. The fist is applied to the penis, flattening it against the body.
This action mimics the flattening of ground beef into a hamburger patty, thus the name.
This action mimics the flattening of ground beef into a hamburger patty, thus the name.
Dude 1: I heard she gives a wild knuckle hamburger.
Dude 2: Yeah bro my dick was as flat as a Steak n Shake burger!
Dude 2: Yeah bro my dick was as flat as a Steak n Shake burger!
by Herschel Goldsteinberg April 23, 2023