texting sarcasm

A notation used to signal the use of sarcasm in a text, instant, or various mobile device message. Often used to eliminate confusion and arguments caused by texting misinterpretations.

The generally accepted practice includes adding an "s" directly following or close to the ending punctuation of the message.

"This rush hour traffic is the best.s"
"I would have done her too if I was in your situation. S"
"Sweet sweater vest there chief! s"

".s", ". S", and " s" all denote texting sarcasm.

by Chi cityJT August 26, 2009

noob texting syndrome

When someone will text you, you text back and they never reply. Usually people who get their first cellphone do this.

Dan: That hot chick has noob texting syndrome.

Sam: She probably just got her first phone.

by newnre23 July 30, 2009

Toilet Texting

Making an excuse to use the bathroom while at work or other places in order to text without being noticed. This method is employed so as to avoid reprimand or repercussions from your boss or peers.

Mary decided toilet texting would be her best option since the boss was working nearby.

by sprite320 March 13, 2010

Testing Hangover

The feeling one gets after participating in a) Challenging test, b) Long, strenuous test, and/or c) A test in which one had no clue about what any of the questions were about. The feeling includes tiredness for a few days, induced feelings of senioritis, the will to say fuck school, headaches, and sluggish-mindedness afterwards for awhile.

Jerry: Dude, what happened to you? You look exhausted!
Lean: I just had an AP test yesterday, I'm on such a testing hangover..
Jerry: So I guess we ain't hanging out today?
Lean: Hell no, I need more sleep, I wish school were to end, and I have a massive headache!

by Spamalam October 23, 2011

texting turrets

Random outburst of text, and after being sent is regretted.

He brings out my texting turrets.

by Jayz'sgrrl June 24, 2011

Textings

Try it. No human can correctly pronounce the word, "texts" , it usually comes out as "texs".

"I have sent you several textings about your grandmother has fallen and can't get up".

by VEER MORTAL July 2, 2011

Tele texting

when you and one or many of your home boys are txting each other about a show whilst all partici-pants watching the same show and txting each other on what just happened.

Guy 1- yo dude you watching the biggest loser all these fat asses are jiggilin
Guy 2 - yeah man im vomiting we r tele texting so much lately
guy1- yeah i know i pretty much invented it

by boobies_love March 26, 2009