cookie cunt

when a girl has a beaten up fanny

that girls got a cookie cunt bruh

by big cunt josh March 12, 2019

Hero Cookie

Phrase used as sarcastic praise for someone who is bragging about some insignificant act.

You cleaned up your own mess by yourself? Wow Give that man a hero cookie!

by A. McNamara July 9, 2007

Cookie Beast

One who splooges on cookies, then they proceed to provide these cookies to their kids.

Mr. Johnny, our teacher, is a real cookie beast. He really knows how to make a good cookie.

by Cloak Cackler November 29, 2016

Getting Cookied

When you fall asleep and Cookie hog ties you and wakes you up by paddle spanking you. Then shoved her dildo called Free Willy in your ass.

I fell asleep at my beach house and when i woke up I was Getting Cookied.

by Brutal Age July 29, 2019

ghost cookies

a quote that the god, Alex Turner, said in a interview in probably 2013

Alex: “I said can I get seven ghost cookies”

by Natalia Bermudez April 30, 2022

cookie broom

A thicker mustache specifically grown for the purpose of eating vagina.

At first she hated the fact that I was growing a mustache, but when is reached full cookie broom status she begged me not to shave it off.

by Mrdusso March 12, 2017

Taco Cookies

It's a conversation ice breaker between two opposite sexes :)

Pringles: Want some taco cookies?
Junior: Wow yum! what are taco cookies?

by lrzj September 10, 2009