mystery dating

when you are not in a relationship with a person, male or female...but he/she thinks you are.

are you guys mystery dating?"..."what?"..."are you dating her?"..."no"..."is she dating you?"..."ah, crap

by bosniaisforlovers June 7, 2011

Mysterious hole

Mysterious hole is a place you should never visit, never say this word unless you are wanting to be lonely. Just like Lewis please reader learn from his mistake, don't be a Lewis be a Ethan.

Have you ever used a sex toy aka should something up the mysterious hole

by MilkshakeMan30 October 20, 2021

Mysterious circumstances

Murder/murdered.

My wife died due to mysterious circumstances.

by Ninjajonny_6 February 11, 2023

Mystery WAP

The genitals of an unfamiliar woman someone hooks up with.

Joe: Dude, so how was that mystery WAP?
Brady: It was great! My date was amazing and understanding! Tinder is great, man!

by MerriamWebsterOfficial17 June 30, 2023

mystery cave

Slang word for a womans vagina

That girls hot, I wonder what her "mystery cave" looks like

by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019

dreaming infinite mystery

See Andia

My name used to be dreaming infinite mystery, but I changed it to Andia

by takotrukz April 27, 2019

Mystery Assignment

When your teacher assigns an assignment on google classroom without a due date, so it doesn't appear on the homepage

Teacher: Did everyone do the assignment I posted yesterday?
Kid: What assignment?
Teacher: Click on our google classroom page
Kid: Oh, you assigned a Mystery Assignment!

by hi1923 October 17, 2022