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Strawberry Music Festival 

The funnest festival in the world, located at Camp Mather, Yosemite National Park twice a year on Memorial Day and Labor Day. All the songs are bluegrass and you can just relax for 4 perfect days of pure bliss =D
Cece: You goin to Strawberry Music Festival this year?
Sage: No it's lame, I'd much rather hang out with you!!

Everyone else: Idiots.
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Strawberry delight 

A girl with nipples that are bright pink and/or rosy who is also very white.
Have you seen Gina's tits? Yo man I love me that strawberry delight!

strawberry egg 

When a girl is on her period, and a guy sticks an egg up a girls pussy, punctures a hole in it, and sucks out the egg's contents and her uterine lining at the same time.
Girl you let your man give you a strawberry egg? Nasty!

Strawberry Stain 

A red mark left on a mans jeans when dancing with a girl with her period
She left a strawberry stain on my leg while we were grinding

strawberry flute 

A strawberry flute is when you let a guy fuck you whilst you are on your period then when he pulls out you give him oral sex. His penis would be all red and covered in blood so its like playing a strawberry flute
I had the painters in but it didnt stop me giving him a strawberry flute afterwards!
strawberry flute by Porous Taurus November 28, 2016

strawberry strudel 

A strawberry strudel is when you cum in a girls face then punch her in the nose.
Yo bro i strawberry strudeled that bitch

Strawberry Cobbler 

Sex move in which the man inserts his phallus into a woman that is in the midst of her menstrual cycle, thus covering it in blood, removing it, and proceeding to smack or "cobble" the woman with it.
"I met this girl at the club last night. I was trying to fuck, but the kinky bitch was on her period, so I gave her the old reliable Strawberry Cobbler."
Strawberry Cobbler by Wes Wolfe January 25, 2018