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saturday

a day in the week
"ME: UUUUUH MUUUUUUM IS IT SATURDAY YET"
"MOM: FUCK OFF JEFFERY U HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ITS THIRSDAY U IDIOT"
by 2harts March 1, 2017
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Small business Saturday

The exact same groups of people that had small businesses shut down forever are the kinds of people that came up with small business Saturday.
Small business Saturday will never undo what is done to a business when it is forced to shut down for weeks or months at a time.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
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Saturday the 14th

The day that you have a hangover from killing camp-going teens while wearing a hockey mask the night before.
Guy 1: ...Ugh... I have a massive hangover from something...

Guy 2: Yes. It is Saturday the 14th. You have been killing random people with a fireaxe and a hockey mask.

Guy 1: That makes sense.

Guy 2: *Throwing up blood and gore.*

Guy 1: So this is how Saturday the 14th happened.
by Razorclaw the crab January 26, 2019
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Sad Saturday Hours

When the girls leave and its only the two guys left and they refelect on wtf they are doing with their lives.
Boy: Damn they left, now what?
Boy 2: Its time for Sad Saturday Hours my man
by WTFisWrong March 7, 2019
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Sandy Candy Saturday Night

When you stay up all night with your brother doing Al-Lad and X ,smoking wax,playing fortnight being loud as fuck and getting in the feels cause you always get deep sixed in 2 place.
“Flyin Carpet out the storm , happier than a fat kid in a candy store, got wrecked on fortnight let’s play some more Sandy Candy Saturday Night
by Slimlongdingdong December 29, 2019
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Saturdays

Quite simply put, for the boys.

The day Saturday is a day that is set apart for spending time with your bros.
Brad: Hey dude, wanna crack some cold ones this weekend?

Chuck: Totally dude! Saturdays are for the boys!!!
by For the boyz September 7, 2017
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