by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025
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Example: "The smuggler didn't draw a blaster; he pulled a laser igniter pistol. One snap shot at the fuel line of my speeder, and I was suddenly deciding between surrendering his package or becoming the centerpiece of a very sudden, very personal barbecue. It wasn't about killing me; it was about making my immediate environment lethally committed to his negotiation strategy."
by Abzunammu February 2, 2026
Get the Laser Igniter Pistol mug.A sidearm that fires short-range bolts of magnetically shaped plasma. On impact, it causes catastrophic thermal and hydrodynamic shock—melting, exploding, and setting the target on fire almost simultaneously. It's a brutally effective close-quarters weapon with a distinctive CRACK-HISSS sound and the lingering smell of ozone and cooked meat. Holstering one is a statement that you intend to leave behind sculptures of slag and ash.
Example: "His plasma igniter pistol didn't leave bullets; it left modern art. A hit to a security drone didn't disable it; the plasma bolt splashed across its chassis, fusing circuits, boiling its battery into an explosion, and leaving a beautiful, glassy crater of molten alloy in the wall behind it. Clean-up was a nightmare."
by Abzunammu February 2, 2026
Get the Plasma Igniter Pistol mug.A hand-held weapon of pure, comic-book-level overkill. It would fire a micro-pulse of accelerated particles, delivering a dose of radiation and heat so intense it would flash-boil flesh and ignite the very air around the target. The recoil from ejecting mass at near-light speed would likely shatter the user's arm, and the power source would be a small reactor. It's the pistol you design when you've decided physics is more of a suggestion.
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by Abzunammu February 2, 2026
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