Pedo-boners

A person (usually an adult, and often a man,) who has an erection (i.e. a boner) via sexual arousal from pedophilic proclivities. In layman's terms, a man who gets a boner from looking at young girls/boys.

(from the opening Girls und Panzer Abridged Episode 8 by Gunmetal Stug)|

I hope you realize these people only think of you as a bunch of wallets with pedo-boners, (pause) think about that for a bit.

by ReizeiAkiyama August 6, 2022

pedo

stereoypically a man who drives a white van looking for little kiddies to be kidnaped

pedo:hey how u doin'
kid:ummmm *the fuck do i do*
pedo: u hungry i have food in the back of me van
kid:*i guess im hungry* ye sure *gets in van*

pedo: *drives of*
kid:*banging on the van scared out of their shit*
random old lady:*well something is al little sussy*

by PApEr|CuT June 12, 2021

Pedo's welcome gift

A name of a punishment for child molesters in prison. the other inmates hold the predator in showers down doggy style. and one or more inmates grab broom sticks and proceed to shove them down the child molesters asshole. and proceed to beat him to a pulp. He or she would be very lucky to be alive when it's over.

Inmate 1 Hey man you see the dude over there he's in here for raping a young child
Inmate 2. Ok I'll tell my bunk mates to come to showers at 8 am we got a give this guy a pedo's welcome gift

by RetroWhiteHat October 17, 2020

pedo

zoe laverne....
tony lopez...
aka tony lopy

zoe laverne is a pedo

by Wellllllllll idk November 30, 2020

Pedo Density

The percentage of people in a certain area (often every sqkm) that are attracted to kids (pedophiles).

England has a MASSIVE pedo density, maybe we shouldn't let our kids go out alone in case they get fucked.

by FirstLastName February 20, 2024

pedo stash

When a man’s moustache looks makes them look like a pedo

Bob: Bruv you need to get rid of the pedo stash
John: Mate my shaver is broken i’ll get a new one next week

by lukeeey January 22, 2025

Pedo zen

A pedophilic idiot who is a Willy on kik stay away from him have a good day

Pedo zen A pedophilic idiot who is a Willy on kik stay away from him have a good day

by Sir Richardson July 25, 2021