Pilot Excuses

Excuses a pilot makes to get his/her way.
"We have the fuel truck hooked up at the end of the runway with the passengers on board. I know you guys are busy, but can we get a fuel load and add a dog?"

"I'm getting really sick of your pilot excuses."
by SirMcLongFinger November 23, 2021
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Sloppy Pilot

It is a blumkin on a plane, that is...getting a blow job, in the bathroom of a plane, while taking a dump.
"The best blumpkin I have ever received was one time, i got a sloppy pilot."
by FilthyRich1989 October 29, 2022
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pilot the dune

According to legend Pilot the Dune referst to a French wartime firefighter pilot named Pierre LaDune. As a firefighter pilot, his main duty was dropping water on fires. He was known as Pilot: LaDune, or Pilot the Dune, if you will. Whenever he would drop water to extinguish fires he thought of it as "raining", and when it rained, he felt love. Stoner rock band Slo Burn based the title and theme of their song 'Pilot the Dune' on Pierre LaDune.
"It's hot in here. I'd love to rain like Pilot LaDune / Pilot The Dune."
by Prizefighter December 09, 2016
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boob pilot

One who possesses the ability to navigate any conversation toward or directly to the topic of boobs, also known as "parcels of sunshine" (c)2015. Ideally it's accomplished in 3 steps or less.

Especially appreciated during any conversation involving a man. Female boob pilots are basically unicorns.
For example: "my grandfather was a fighter pilot." "my grandfather was in an ad in playboy." "Did you know playboy dropped nudity? I immediately cancelled my subscription." "I did know. But I have my own boobs. And I touch them a lot. So i don't mind." This is a boob pilot.
by Nonamejane November 08, 2015
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Pyro Pilot

Pyro Pilots, people who fly the pyro, a jet from GTA V Online.
Pyro pilots are also extremely gay, most like men. P.S if you fly it your gay (nothing wrong with liking men but you like men)
That dude is a pyro pilot careful, he also likes men
by NekoMikoYe February 04, 2022
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Amateur Pilot

Another name for one who is middle eastern.
As a man with a turban walked by he screamed "Run for your lives its an Amateur Pilot!"
by Urban Informer May 29, 2007
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pilot material

A reaction to be called wifey material and anti sex minded. While this individual may indicate signs of a caring nature towards herself and family: cooking,etc. don’t mistake it for wifey material.
You’re such wifey material but I don’t want to marry or discontinue pulling out my sperm from your body.

Oh that’s because I’m pilot material.
by notjuggs_justAj January 13, 2021
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