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One Eyed Willy

After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.
It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.
by Zorbathefreak June 15, 2024
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One Eyed Trouser Puppy

She fell in love with my one eyed trouser puppy.
by MDMJLM October 22, 2011
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