Nick

A bucktoothed, short, pignosed, chubby, douchbag. He has blonde scraggly hair most of the time. Yet for some reason he ussually has the most beautiful blue eyes in the world! He is an ass who will pretend not to like you to "test" you. Then when you make out with someone else, otherwise called "moving on" he gets pissed as hell. Ussually he has anger management and adha. If you dont know what this means, it means that he is a freaking phycopath who will cut you if he forgets his meds. No joke. He likes to cuddle at the movies and scare the living shit out of you making you pee your pants. Then he will laugh. This means that you will never go to a scary movie with him again. Ever. He will never talk to you in fron of his friends because, supposedly, he is too much of a "baller" to care. Truthfully he is just a pussy ass white boy who has no swag. Just Saying Watch out for them Nicks. (He may have good taste in music and sing to you, but will not do it well. He may also look up the videos to see titties because he is a sick ass pervert.) He has a small dick to none. Just saying.

This does not apply to all Nicks. No gureentee.

Girl: Uhgg who is that sicko that keeps staring at my tits?
Other Girl: UH OH!! That looks like a Nick . . . RUN!!

by sexybeast1&2 September 18, 2012

Nick

a fat kid with no friends that eats a lot. his sister is pretty cool. hes fat

V: is that nick?
J: omg yeah hes so fat.

by dorritohead ferb December 29, 2019

Nick

Nick is cool. Really cool. Just thinking about him will overwhelm you with awe and the realisation that you will be nothing compared to Nick. If you are a Nick, you know the effect you have on those around you.

Oh my god, I am meaningless compared to Nick.

by mynameisntnick November 28, 2019

Nick

A witch on its infinite period.

The ugly nick concocted up a terrible spell.

by JabbawockyJR June 19, 2016

Nick

little penis

nick meneese has a super small penis

by nick meneese March 16, 2017

Nick

A man with potential to be a king. His penis is usually enormous and makes the girls wet with his looks.

Hot Dog! Look at that Nick over there! Now I need to change my pants...

by TheMiskeens September 11, 2016

Nick

Nick is someone like to bump into lady and ask "What's your problem, lady?" and then when the lady answers, he'll go - "why though?" He beats around the bush and never gives a clear response.

Guy A: How are you, dude?
Guy B: I’m sitting in my towel
Guy A: Huh? Don't be a Nick!

by Nihilistic Nick July 12, 2020