Mong

When a girl called Ava w is acting dumb or spasticatred

Ava is a mong

by Ava the nonce December 1, 2019

Mong

Someone whose name is jack keen is always a mong.

jack keen is a mong

by 123454323456543 June 9, 2022

Shitpants Mong

A derogatory way To describe someone who has learning difficulties and/or shits their pants in a mud patch

John: Have you seen that Shitpants Mong stood by the fence?

Blake: yeah let’s steal his patch

by Cambar69 December 2, 2020

Mong

A person that, how of the time, doesn't know what he/she is doing. It can also be related to spastic and retard.

No, I don't care about your split vision theory you massive mong.

by urbantranslator2 June 3, 2018

Mong

a person who is annoying and very stupid. you like them sometimes but they do get on your nerves to the point where you have to shout at them!

Example 1
“omg look at this and this and this!”
“shut up you absolute mong!”

Example 2
“i can’t believe he broke up with me. WHAT A MONG!”

by pippppeerrrweesman October 18, 2019

Coefficient of Mong

To find the Coefficient of Mong, one must first tire oneself out with a really fucking boring day.
Engineering students, or other students with a high study workload will experience this.

(After a long day of study), The Coefficient of mong is High.

by powerwasher69420 February 5, 2023

Mong Covid

The odd sense of not being 'right' you have, for a few days after your Oxford Astra-Zeneca jab

Had the jab on Saturday. Felt rough and a bit vague for a few days. I think I had Mong Covid.

by TauntonJah March 22, 2021