michael

a person who is annoying but always there for me...

MICHAEL SHUT UP U R ANNOYING ME

by Rio Is Handsome September 3, 2021

Michael

likes golf

who is that?
that’s michael he plays golf

by greek queen goddess November 24, 2021

Michael

A very horny guy who constantly tells people how horny he is.

“Hey Michael just sent me a text saying he’s unbelievably hard rn”

“Yeah that sounds like him.”

by LeeLeif February 3, 2023

michael

a sweet-heart who always knows what to say. He is loving and kind and very funny. But also knows how to be serious when he needs to be. Very athletic and not very bright...but is very street smart. Will someday be famous and rich. Michaels seem to go best with alisons or chelseas. As well as abbeys. they know how to be in a relationship and arent fakes or asswholes.

:) michael <3

by happiness_and_love February 25, 2010

Michael

The biggest douche bag in the world. Doesn't care about your feelings, and will dump every girl he dates. He's conceited and thinks he's above all; When in reality he's the most worthless person ever.

Girl1- That's my ex boyfriend, Michael.
Girl2- What a coincidence, that's my ex too!

by JessxObscene December 12, 2010

Michael

Michael is a huge dick. He thinks he is better than everyone but hes not. No one likes him. He tends to fuck girls named jillian and he is a very mean and selfish person. He loves to use girls

dude that bitch is so michael

by thabitchyo November 16, 2010

Michael

very sexy man who has a huuuuge D and plays hockey and bikes and scooters. usually lives in BC and and a very nice guy ;) Likes the number 7 and likes to write poems about cheese!

Marie: why did i dump Michael?

Abbey: hes sooooo hot!!!!

Emily: heeey high 5 buddy!!!!!!!!!!

Ashlee: eh hes ight

by cheese bro7 September 19, 2012