Marcus Allan

An illness with symptoms such as sudden elephantitus of the penis and unbelievable beard growth!

"I've got a right case of the Mark Allans today!"

by Graham Honey July 5, 2004

Marcus defty

A guy with a small dick and messed up freinds who put shit on porn hub and lie about shagging girls . Also a guy who is scared of Fanny’s and could also be know as small dick defty.

Marcus defty: yes u did shag him I don’t even understand why your still lying.

I don’t have a small dick.

by Soluman Buckley casem December 29, 2018

Marcusosorio

A man With a hella fine 12in. dick

That guys a marcusosorio

by THE PREZ May 14, 2015

marcus gunnarsen

A sexy motherfucker

Big mac = marcus gunnarsens dick

by Hot.gunnarsen December 11, 2016

Magicus

The Master memester, one of the highest caliber. There are truly only four words to describe this legend:

Memes, Cheese, Dreams, and Stale

"Dude, did you really make THAT bad of a pun?"
"Yeah..."
"Dude, dont pull a Magicus."

by EmanuWill January 1, 2017

mariuss

A nice guy, who is also kinda hot and cute

Whats your name? - Mariuss

by rabbitgabbit January 7, 2018

Marcus

If the pils berry doe boy had a kid with the Michelin tireman this fat ass faggot would be it

That one fat kid is such a Marcus

by ggoggo102 May 9, 2018