Being considered bi. And discriminated. But having two short nails. And a difficult-to-draw pride flag. And not American
Situation one:
“Hey I’m Lesbian”
“I thought u were American”
Situation two:
“Hey mom where are the nail clippers?”
“Oh I’m the bathroom why?”
“Jen is coming over”
“😮”
“Hey I’m Lesbian”
“I thought u were American”
Situation two:
“Hey mom where are the nail clippers?”
“Oh I’m the bathroom why?”
“Jen is coming over”
“😮”
by that one fucking idiot November 1, 2019
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